Ypres


Starting out from London, there are direct trains that ramble leisurely to Dover Priory, a fifteen-minute ride from the Eastern Docks and the ferries. There is also HS1 from St. Pancras. Back in the day, there used to be a station on the dock but the Tunnel saw off the boat-train. This is an expensive rail route offering very little in the way of cheap advance tickets. If there are three of you travelling off-peak, you can get a Group Saver 3 for 2. Alternatively, you can cycle. There is a lot of London to get through and using an oyster card to get a train to somewhere near the edge of the 'burbs such as Dartford is an idea.

DFDS run frequent two-hour crossings to Dunkerque’s ferry terminal at Loon Plage. This is 10 miles west of Dunkerque. Once beyond the main roads at the strangely English-sounding Craywick, there is a very pleasant cycle to the Belgian border through Coppernaxfort, Brouckerqe, Pitgam, Zegerscappel, Esquelbecq and Wormhout (good name for a firm of French solicitors) on the D17.




The route crosses canals and zig-zags through fields bursting with crops and punctuated by tidy red-brick farms.
Once across the border, Poperinge is not too far away and good for a coffee. Once through there and onto the N308 to Ypres, you may see the first of many of the ubiquitous white and racing-green signs of the British Wargraves Commission that indicate military cemeteries. Brandhoek is the first of these and creeps up unceremoniously on your right. The N308 runs parallel to the busy N38 and the railway and to the south-east you can spot the tree-topped ridge that formed the southern border the infamous Ypres Salient of WW1. Its high point, Mount Kemmel, was fought over for its strategic location and so the frontline moved back and forth, either side of the ridge.
Ypres is effectively a new town. The original Ypres was flattened by four years of artillery bombardment in WW1. It was rebuilt as an exact replica over several decades using German reparation funds and The Cloth Hall is the centre-piece of Ypres. 


Much of the centre of the town is cobbled – Belgians like cobbles; bicycles don’t. The Cloth Hall is home to the In Flanders Fields museum, which is worth a morning. 




The other notable sight in Ypres is the Menin Gate, a memorial to 54,896 soldiers whose bodies were never found. 
It is also the scene, each night at 8pm, of The Last Post performed by a bugler. This event has been held at the spot since the mid 1920s but for a short spell when it relocated to the UK for the war that followed soon after the war to end all wars.
There are a few cemeteries by the town’s walls but more lie beside the Menin Rd, the scene of heavy fighting in several actions of WW1.


Ypres is perfectly placed, if that is the right word, for visiting Tyne Cot, near Passendale, the name given to the Third Battle of Ypres of 1917. The cemetery contains the remains of 12,000 soldiers and is the largest of its kind in the world. The museum is small but full of poignant artifacts found in the battles of the salient. The names of each soldier buried here are repeated eerily in a looped recording.
One aspect of BWGC cemeteries is that the dead and missing are listed in order of rank. Tradition or no tradition, I find this a wee bit sickening.



On the way back to Ypres, there is the Welsh Memorial Park on Langemarkseweg, to the west of Langemark.

Returning in to Ypres along the canal get onto Bargiestraat on the east bank to find the Yorkshire Trench and Dugout in amongst the warehouses of the industrial estate. These were recovered between 1992 and 2008 along with the remains of over 200 men.



To the south of Ypres is the Messines Ridge. This crescent of hills was mined over six months by the Allies. Nineteen of the twenty-one ammonal mines detonated simultaneously at 3.10am on 7th June 1917, killing approximately 10,000 German troops. The nineteen mines left numerous craters. 


One of the easiest to visit is the Spanbroekmolen or the Peace Pool, a tranquil, water-lily covered lake that is a swimming spot for locals. Between this grisly spot and the Menin Road is the bizarre Sanctuary Wood museum at Hill 62, on Canadalaan off the Menin Road/N8. Its eerie photograph collections viewed through stereoscopic contraptions, its piles of shell cases, macabre mannequins, and the trenches out in the back make for a peculiar experience. Carry on further up Canadlaan and you'll reach the memorial to the Canadians who defended the southern edge of the Salient.


Nearby to the south east of 62, is Hill 60, just off Werviksestraat at Zwarteleenstraat. This contains Caterpillar Crater and the remains of German bunkers that provide a lasting testament to the strength of reinforced concrete. There are also various memorials to those involved in the fierce Battle of Hill 60. It is also the name of a bijou restaurant located nearby.



Ypres has one campsite – the Jeugstadion just over the canal in the eastern half. This tidy site has chalets to rent by the night. It is utilised mainly by British tourists - such as yours truly - on a Battlefields Tour. There is another to the south at Kemmel.
If you have time for your return, head north towards Veurne - a canal in the north of Ypres takes you some of the way. Take a westerly route when you reach Alveringem, zig-zag to the D3 and make for the walled town of Berges.  
Or, veer south west from Ypres to the hilltop town of Cassel before a straightish run on the D52 to rejoin the D17 near Esquelbecq.

Big Hills


Going up a big hill – fully loaded. 

Quite early into my ascent of Col de la Colombière in July this year (see the blog at alps jura 2016), I decided I'd had enough of climbing big hills fully loaded! My long suffering compadre agreed. So I have hung up my panniers on the monster climbs. I  thought I'd share the wee bit of knowledge I have gained and have a compiled a list below - in rank of hardness - of the cols and passes I have knocked up over 10 years of cyclo-touring. Hopefully this list will inspire you to follow my treads.

All the passes below have been done fully loaded; Ventoux and Grand Colombier were done as day rides. These two monsters were not on the way to anywhere while the nineteen other climbs were done en route elsewhere. Further details about these and other routes up the cols can be found at climbbybike.com


Why go up a big hill?

Cols and passes are features of roads that actually go somewhere! If you are touring, these darned things are in the way!
Cols and passes and stand-alone hills are also simply exhilarating experiences: - enduring the slight issues of discomfort on the way up, the sense of achievement at the top, and the heart in mouth adrenalin rush on the way down the other side.

What makes a climb hard? 

A combination of the elevation and length are the obvious and overriding credentials. Long steep climbs extend the discomforts of cycling uphill – heat, flies, backside, hydration and fatigue – and so the degree of determination has to be greater. But, as in the case of the Grand Colombier, within a much shorter ride you may be faced with some short but very steep spells. Had I been loaded up, I would have avoided the route we took or not done the Col at all.

The mid-climb downhill/flat section: 

Whatever these provide in relief from an uphill struggle, they actually mean you are going to have to make up for it – in spades.

Forestation 

This adds another dimension or two. 
Forests make for boring cycling they keep out the view and also keep out an often desperately needed breeze while not necessarily offering any protection from a midday sun. Many cols start in forest before entering a gobsmacking wilderness; some skip the forests – such as the Tende and Lautaret.

Dizzy heights 

The higher you climb the chances of iffy weather increase. This doesn’t mean it has to be snowing; just a few degrees lower and some cloud cover can make a climb very cold all of a sudden. 
Plus there is the reduced amount of oxygen as you move into high altitudes. Anything below 2500m doesn't really bother the scorers too much but above that height one may experience hyper-ventilation and increased cardiac activity. Approaching 2800m and these effects may be more prominent. The long and short of it is that you will have to breathe more quickly to deliver the same amount of oxygen to the system.


And finally...

The lack of known watering holes or foodstops means you are going to have to carry more. The longer the climb, the more water you'll need. 1 litre = 1 kilo; and you could get through three litres in a four hour climb in heat. Throw in three bananas and some energy bars and the like and before you know it you're carrying an extra three or four kilos.


The list...


1.       Bonette


2802m high/1589m climb. Truly a monster, at 24km from Jausiers it rises 1600m or so to a false summit – a loop around the top built to gain an extra 90m in elevation to get the title of highest paved road in Europe. However, it is not the highest pass as the loop doesn’t go anywhere. It is spectacular and bleak with the added thrill of thinning air. There are plenty of oddities to see on the way up – especially the forts and the fish pond. No provisions on the way up or at the top (as of 2008). It is simply the toughest climb I've done.

2.       Ventoux


1912m/1617m 21km from Bedoin 7.6% high 12% this climb has three ascents. The route from Bedoin is the headline act and, boy, is it tough. Starts of nice’n’easy when all the time you know it’s going to get nasty; go around the bend at the end of the phoney flat bit and you are into hot airless forest and nigh on 10% all the way to Chalet Reynard.  The extraordinary exposed finale is less steep but what have you got left?

3.       Madeleine


1993m/1585m 25km from La Léchère.  av 6.2% high 11-12%. 
Underrated stunning toughie. Its ascent possesses a heartbreaking downhill section followed by a steepening finale. Not much in the way of watering holes on the way, or stores at its northern end.  In revisiting this on the Internet I discovered the Col du Chaussy, an alternative to the D213. Great views and worth its high ranking at climbbybike.

4.       Du Colombier


At only 1501m/1205m and 15km long it is not going to be the toughest despite an average of 7.9% and a high of 14% (Anglefort route). Still, it’s nasty - especially the first half where it is consistently 10%+ for over 3km until it joins the road from Culoz. Very like Ventoux as it has three/four ascents of varying difficulty. Not too much traffic as the road is not a pass. Last 3km is strangely easy. The famous Lacets are on the Culoz route.

5.       Tourmalet


2115m/1268 17km up to 10% from the east. More iconic than tough, though it is still tough.  The diehards ignore everything below La Mongie. My ascent was in ropey weather and so I can’t vouch for the scenery. Bad traffic and the avalanche tunnels can get a bit hairy on the narrow road.

6.       Stelvio


2757m/1808m ave 7.4% from North. Gobsmacking wall of hairpins follows a slog up a long breathtaking valley from the North. 48 hairpins in all. Not as hard a climb as you might expect but thinning air adds to the experience. Never gets uber steep but is consistent. From the north can be split into two climbs with an overnight stay in Trafoi. Spectacular on the south side too but not so bleak. Long slog down into Bormio.

7.       Grand St. Bernard


2450m/1752m ave 5.7% 31km from North. A long, long climb that saves the best until last. The road is a busy main road until it splits into the road through the tunnel and the humdinger that takes you over the top. Famous as the Route de Napoleon and as home to the Saint Bernard dogs. Again, this climb can be split as there are many villages and towns in the valley such as Bourg Saint Pierre that has a campsite.

8.       Glandon


1924m/1472m 21k  av 6.9% high 12%
If you were tough as old boots you could do the Madeleine and Glandon in one day. And, like the Madeleine, it has a killer last few km where the 12% faces you like a wall, sort of. Great views and a great, testing ride.

9.       Izoard


2344m/1095m 15.9k from Chateau Queyras. On the D902, Route des Grand Alpes, ave 6.9%.
I am surprised at this mid-table ranking at climbbybike as the last 7km are a relentless 8%, which is quite sapping. Very good on the eye, with big valleys, rocky outcrops and the general alpine vibe. The descent is one of the best with long, safe(ish) stretches of good tarmac meandering over shallow gradients allowing tops speeds of 50mph+, if you are totally bonkers.

10.   Agnel


2744m/1407m 20.5km from Chateau Queyras av 6.6% high 11% 
This is way out on the border with Italy and a hike to get to but worth it, though you will end up in Italy! This is up there at 8th in the top ten of the highest passes in Europe. However four of the seven above it are dead ends and the Bonette, as said, has built an extension. So, after quite justifiable adjustments, it rises to 3rd highest behind the Iserean and Stelvio. And by ‘eck, does it go on. The true climb is from Guillestre - a massive 42 km. Again it has all the elements of a great climb and you can throw in thinning oxygen in too.

11.   Galibier


2646m/1924m 34.9km av 5.5% high 12%. On the face of it, from St Michel, it is the mother of them thar hills but with the descent into Valloire following the Télégraphe, the climb is of two parts. 
2646m/1245km 18.1km from Valloire 6.9% high 12%.
That said, it has all you can ask of a big climb: hairpins, great views, challenging gradients, barren moonscapes, good cafe at the top, and an exhilarating descent. From the north, you will not get the full D902 climb from St. Michel-de-Maurienne as one stat with Strava due to the descent from the Télégraphe into Valloire. The Soulor on the Aubisque has the same intermediate role. As far as I was concerned, the climb was from St Michel, not Valloire.  On the other hand, for loaded touring bikes the Télégraphe/Galibier combo was the closest I am likely to get to two cols in one day! The opportunity to feed and pop into a supermarché lessens the Galibier's sting.

12.   Aubisque


1709m/1247m From the east, two for the price of one with the col de Soulor being thrown in. Overall a very long climb at 30km though, with only 4.9% average and a 9% high, it’s not a tough climb. The views west and north from the Soulor are breathtaking.

13.   Vars


2111m/1111m 19.4km from Guillestre; av 5.5%; high 9%
The fabled D902 again. Quite tough, and necessary to do to get to La Bonette. Occasionally pretty. The ugly Les Claux ski resort reminded me of the equally ugly La Mongie on the Tourmalet, though it does have a cafe. Good downhill and great views going south.

14.   De la Colombière


1613m/1108m not a high col or a long one but at times it is very steep and sapping. Some respite with Le Reposoir but overall it crams a lot into its 16.3km with an average of 6.8% and a high of 12%. Great views.

15.   Petite St. Bernard


2188m/1282m 27.6km from Morgex av 4.6% high 7% 
The stack of hairpins rising above Pre St.Didier are quite a daunting sight if you are ascending from the Aosta Valley. Likewise there are a magnificent set of hairpins as you descend into Bourg Saint Maurice. The heat of the day is interrupted by the glacial waters passing under the occasional bridge.  Despite a height of nearly 2200m and its 27km it is not a monster though the top is quite bleak. 

16.   Lautaret


2058m/1312m west 34km from Le Clappier/Bourg D'Oisans; ave 3.8%; high 7.5% rank 309
This one popped my cherry. Took it from the west. The D1091 is usually busy down the week so the weekend is better but the traffic still is a bind. Good views especially at La Grave. A few tunnels. Of the French Alpine cols over 2000m this is probably one of the easiest, with a great oppurtunity to stop over in La Grave. Sets you up nicely for the Galibier.

17.   de Tende 

   

   
   1870m/1086m ave 5.5% 19.8km from Limone, Italy. Brilliant col way down in the south-eastern corner of the Alps. At 1800 or so metres it doesn’t pack a huge punch but is very pretty. The USP is the descent into France – this is for sturdy bikes due to the unpaved surface and rockfalls of the first few km – expect to walk a wee bit and allow plenty of time to get down this tricky section. Another plus is that the one-lane tunnel much lower down means that for long periods of time there is no traffic behind you as it is stuck at lights on the Italian side of the tunnel.

18.   Télégraphe

1566m/856km North 11.8km av 7.3% high <10% 
This is a bit of an odd col as it forms part of the Col de Galibier in effect.  More D902. Once you reach the top, you do a short descent into Valloire before rejoining the fight and go up the Galibier. This is not a spectacular col but a very pretty one, with a good deal of the climb in forest. The peak, perched on a sheer face, has breathtaking views back across the Arc's valley.

19.   Aravis


1486m/526m 10.5k from St. Jean de Sixt. A beauty; easy on the eye and legs as it is short and barely makes it above 7% from St Jean as it does not rise much more than 500m.

20.   Ornon

1373m/643m 11.1km from D1091 av 5.8% high 7%-ish 
Around the corner from Bourg D’Oisans. If you have never done a col before - this would be a good start.  A straightforward, consistent up-then-down climb.

Alps 2016 ii

Trundling off to the airport in a hour. Tocuh in the Alpine region at 14.30 hundred O'clock hours pm and over six days will hopefully knock off the two Colombier(e)s, The des Aravis (or is that an body spray), the Roselend and the mighty Iseran.
Thanks to Brexit my low budget cyclo camping holiday is more expensive that a week in the Waldorf in NYC.
The weather is looking good except for a few rare averses, or 'unusual downpours' according to the universal translator, later on.

Training for this year's Alpine dawdle has been a bit sporadic. Since Le Dash in Normandy I have only knocked up 450 miles. On the island up in Scotland I managed 120 miles of midge infested hillage before my back tyre gave out. Blessed with just the one small shop purveying basic provisions, aside from furnishing a tyre out of deer hide, I would have to wait until the boat came in with replacement. It didn't so I resorted to running, an activity involving gulping swarms of midges. I have put in a couple of 50+s, including an 88 miler from Solihull to Princes Risborough, which clocked 3670 ft. Will it be enough?
First full day, from Cluses over to Flumet, takes in two cols and amasses 7300 ft with a similarly proportioned helping the following day.
This will be with loaded bikes, the trusty beasts of burden hidden beneath all manner of pannierage containing the delights of camping and al fresco cooking.
No new gear this hear other than the solar charger. The PortaPow worked a treat in Normandy and, given the usual blistering sunshine of the alps, it should negate the need to hang around bars waiting for a phone to charge. It is very light and portable. With good sun, and thanks to its two usb connectors, it can charge my Anker 3350mah powerbank smartish while keeping the phone topped up.

Mappage, as usual, has been procured from Dash4it;
My readers can use Cycle5 to get an extra discount at their website. French mappers IGN's 100,000 scale have good detail with contours and better demarcation of road types than the Michelin efforts.

For anyone having issues with their Garmin 810 - I'd experienced the thing turning off/crashing. This was with opensource maps and I figured they were the issue. However, having downloaded routes created on strava as GPX and not TCX, I have had trouble-free navigation.





Alps 2016

Having cycled some of the first stages of this year's TDF up in Normandy (www.cotentindash.blogspot.co.uk), this year's trip to the Alps will take in another of the star acts of the Le Tour 2016, the Col du Grand Colombier. 
This test of tests is not  actually in the Alps. It is perched on the toe-end of the Jura, overlooking the Rhône towards the western edge of the French Alps. The Col du Grand Colombier is not hugely high either at 1501m. It is, however, darned steep. It should be our final col of the trip. Our first will be its namesake, the Col de la Colombière, over towards Cluses. In between will be the Cormet de Roselend and the monster Col d'Iseran, the highest genuine paved road pass in Europe.
Heading off in a couple of weeks so stay tuned...

Le Dash


The Spring Le Dash.

Hopping over the Channel/Manche to St. Malo in a few days for a four-day, winding route to Cherbourg. Taking In Mont Saint Michel, a substantial section of the Tour de Manche Cherbourg cycle path, Coutances Catherdral, the Parachutist of Sainte-Mère-Église, and the Plages du Débarquement - Utah.

Taking Brittany Ferries there and back, the outward overnight crossing sets us up for any early start.
Approx 210 miles.
Maps:





Going Green





USB Solar Chargers and powerbanks are a very handy addition to your camping-touring entourage. 
Both can be light, packable, and do exactly what you want them to do. 

The basic solar charger has a slow charging, single USB socket but as you pay more, you'll be able to charge faster and connect two USB devices at once. Best idea, if you are heading for the sun, is to strap the charger to your backrack and let your panels trickle charge a powerbank and phone through the day then charge your garmin with the powerbank overnight. The more wattage eg 11W 15W etc etc - the faster the charge but the heavier and more expensive they become.

USB Powerbanks - the lower the mah, the slower and lesser the charging capabilities. A 2000mah device may keep your phone topped up but not be able to fully charge it from 0%. 10000mah could charge the phone three times. The lower the ma, the cheaper, lighter and smaller. 
They seem to start at a tenner for 2000mah/3500mah and get pricier as you move into to 10000mah+. 

My Anker PowerCore+ mini powerbank (3350mah) is now charging from the PortaPow as I write.
The PortaPow is very light - about 300g or so - and is ideal for strapping to your back rack. Folds up neatly for packing away as well. 

There are plenty of solar chargers and powerbanks out there - get browsing and go green!Do your research!

Thames Path Greenwich to Woolwich

Saturday loomed up quickly and, needing to get out, I headed for the computator to knock up a route. I've fancied going east from Central London to meet NCN Route 1 at Vicotria Park to follow it eastwards.  I spent a while faffing about with Google maps then strava to get a route for my fancy navigation device. Google maps are easier to use but won't let you get much further than the cornershop before the dreaded 'route cannot be modified any futher'. So, switch to Strava. Strava would let you navigate to Irkutsk from Barking but has irritating habits that can take you along a fox run or along a dual carriageway unless you painstakingly edge along your chosen route a mile at a time.


Greenwich foot tunnel


Emirates Line





Park tools snappage


I packed everything that I could possibly need short of a spare bicycle. This was all neatly stored in my new and rather good Ortleib bar bag.

This fits 'snugly' between my gear cables and bar levers. Due to some sentimental reason I continue to devote precious space on my handlebars to the absolutely useless BBB Easy-fit Clear and Loud Bell. Its ping is barely audible but it looks nice.

The Thames Path, once you have found it just east of Greenwich, is not a pretty sight but it is great for views on the Thames and for derelict industrial installations and empty tower blocks. There are great views of Canary Wharf, the Emirates Line, the Thames Barrier, the Tate and Lyle factory and many other landmarks.

My great plans of a 50-mile ride to include Gravesend and a cut back to Swanley, on the Oyster perimeter came to a hissing end at Woolwich, the town that everyone forgot. The puncture wasn't the problem it was my toolage.  My Park tyre levers were not match for the Continental beading and snapped. Miles from the nearest anything I got back to Vicotria and limped around to the Evans branch on Neathouse Place. I was impressed with the operative's customer service as, when I asked him for tyre levers, he enquired 'to borrow or to buy.' So impressed with this, I bought some - as used by their mechanics: some sturdy Bontrager levers in Tomato Red.




click here to view/buy at Evans Cycles


Col collection

Plans are afoot for another dose of the French Alps. More cols to climb just for the hell of it. And they can be a bit hellish.  Look at any strava for any of these cols and I'll be right there - at the bottom posting impossibly slow times in my fight with the tarmac. So how hellish were the hellish-er of the hellish?
Bear in mind these have been completed uopn steel framed bikes with 15kg of stuff lashed to the back.
Here's my list so far in order of me getting to them,  plus a few specs and the Climb By Bike ranking for French cols:

Col du Lautaret: 2058m west 34km from Bourg D'Oisans; east 28km  av 3.8%; high 7.5% rank 309
This one popped my cherry. Took it from the west. The road is usually busy down the week so the weekend is better but the traffic still is a bind. Good views especially at La Grave. A few tunnels. Of the French Alpine cols over 2000m this is probably the easiest. Sets you up nicely for the Galibier.

Col de Vars North 2168m 22km from Guillestre; av 5.5%; high 9.9% rank 379
The fabled D902. Quite tough, and necessary to do to get to La Bonette. Occasionally pretty. The ugly Les Claux ski resort reminded me of the equally La Mongie on the Tourmalet. Good downhill and great views going south.

Col de la Bonette 2715m north 24km from Jausiers; av 6.9%; high 13% rank 48
That high could well be the instep of a hairpin. There are stretches of 9-10% and so this Col is tough as well as high. It has soul destroying facets such as the intermediate Col de Restefonde that you reach only to enter a vast bowl, edged by high ridges, with seemingly no way out. The final kms are in a chilly moonscape that harbours stubborn snow drifts. Like any col you have to be prepared for a sudden turn of bad weather and this is one place you don't want to get caught out.

Col de Petite St.Bernard 2188m 31km from Bourg St Maurice av 4% high 7% rank 289
Magnificent set of hairpins takes you up towards Italy. The heat of the day is interrupted by the glacial waters passing under the occasional bridge.

Col de la Madelaine 1993m 25km from La Lachere 20km from La Chambre; av 6.2% high 11-12%. rank 42
Underrated stunning toughie. It possesses a heartbreaking downhill section followed by a steepening finale. Not much in the way of watering holes.  In revisiting this on the Internet I discovered the Col du Chaussy, an alternative to the D213. Great views and worth its high ranking.

Col du Glandon north 1924m 21k south 24k av 6.9% high 12% rank 73
If you were tough as old boots you could do the Madeleine and Glandon in one day. And like the Madeleine, it has a killer last few k where the 12% faces you like a wall, sort of. Great views and a great, testing ride.

Col d'Ornon 1373m 12km from D1091 av 5.8% high 7%-ish rank 889!
If you have never done a col before - this would be a good start.  A straightforward, consistent up-then-down.

Col de Bayard 1246m From Gap 8km av 6.8% high 10.3% rank 995!
A few tricks up this low col's sleeve. Packs a lot into a short climb. Beware.

Col du Télégraphe 1566m North 12km av 7.3% high <10% rank 399
This is a bit of an odd col as it forms part fo the Col de Galibier in effect. You do a short descent into Valloire before rejoining the fight and go up the Galibier. This is not a spectacular col but a very pretty one, with a good deal of the climb in forest. The peak, perched on a sheer face, has breathtaking views back across the Arc's valley.

Col de Galibier 2646m ?km av ? high 12/13% rank 111
All you can ask of a big climb: hairpins,great views, challenging gradients, barren moonscapes, good cafe at the top, and an exhilarating descent. If you do it from the north, you will not get the full climb from St. Michel-de-Maurienne as one stat with Strava due to the descent form the Télégraphe into Valloire. The Soulor on the Aubisque has the same intermediate role. As far as I was concerned, the climb was from St Michel, not Valloire. On the other hand, for loaded touring bikes the Télégraphe/Galibier combo was the closest I am likely to get to two cols in one day!

Col d'Izoard 2344m From Briancon 19km av 5.8% high <10% rank 240
I am surprised at this mid table ranking as the last 7km are a relentless 8%, which is quite sapping. Very good on the eye, with big valleys, rocky outcrops and the general alpine vibe. The descent is one of the best with stretches of meandering over shallow gradients allowing tops speeds of 50mph-ish.

Col d Agnel 2744m North 20km av 6.6% high <10% rank 87
This is way out on the border with Italy and a hike to get to but worth it, though you will end up in Italy! This is up there at 8th in the top ten of the highest passes in Europe. However four of the seven above it are dead ends and the Bonette has built an extension. So, after quite justifiable adjustments, it rises to 3rd highest behind the Iserean and Stelvio. And boy, does it go on. The true climb is from Guillestre - a massive 42 km. Again it has all the elements of a great climb and you can throw in thinning oxygen in too.

What's next...to be updated.

Silent But Deadly

I am an advocate of renewable resources and the move away from fossil fuel. For example, I really like the look of the Flying Bum, the three-day-to-NY blimp.


As a cyclist and pedestrian, I can do without the lungfulls of exhaust. So electric vehicles, especially buses, get my vote. This Tesla car is a good move too. But there is one slight snag that is being dangerously overlooked with these newfangled leccy machines.


Being a bit slow on the uptake, I always thought gas - as in the stuff that is piped into houses - smells like it does naturally. It doesn't, as it is odourless. It has been perfumed with Chanel 4.1 so that we can smell a leak. Electric vehicles are quiet - so quiet that you don't know there is a flippin' great No. 73 gliding along behind you.  Without all those exploding carburettors, all you can hear is the sound of the tread of their tyres peeling away from the tarrmac. Imagine an articulated HGV creeping up to your wheel. So, designers of electric vehicles let's have some noise!

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It is the nearing the pre-planning stage for the year's first tour! Time to ruminate and contemplate and put ideas in the ether for spring and summer! Endless computations, combinations, configurations to to checkout: ferries, trains and planes.




Here are plenty of ideas from the easy going to the stamina smashers...

Mountain Col tours

Geneva Alps Provence Grand and Petite St. Bernard passes, Madeleine, Glandon 7 days +



Geneva Monte Carlo Latauret, Vars, La Bonette
7 days +




Pyrenees Tourmalet, Aubisque, les Landes, Canal Latéral, Bordeaux 10 days +





Mittenwald Milan Stelvio 5 days +




Annecy Nice Télégraphe, Gali
bier, Izoard, Agnel, Tende 6 days +




Hilly tours

Toulouse Barcelona Canal du Midi, foothills of Pyrenees, cliff-hugging road into Spain 5 days +




Le Mans Marseilles Loire and Indre valleys, Puy de Dôme, Gorges de l'Ardèche 7 days +




Cevennes and Ventoux Tarn Valley, Millau, Florac, Avignon, Bédoin, Mont Ventoux, Robion 7 days +






Short flat trips

Calais Dieppe Course, Canche valleys, Amiens 
2 days +






Western Front Ypres, Arras, Albert  3 days +






Calais Vimy Neuve-Chappelle, Vimy, Ypres  3 days +






Ypres Holland Ypres, Tyne Cot, Cadzand,
Dunkerque 3 days +





Dieppe Dunkerque two day dash 2 days







Hook of Holland Over Zealand then south-east to Antwerp; south-west to Ypres 3 days +




Hook of Holland Dunkerque North Sea Coast Route - the Zeeland sea defences 3 days +






Somme Albert 3 days +





Dieppe Caen east Normandy 3 days +



safe cycling!